Archive for the ‘Entertainment’ Category

Feeling in a ‘Mordac’ kinda mood…

Thursday, July 1st, 2010

Given the recent conversations in the office and our amusingly exotic mix of technologies one comes across during a brief review of even a small part of the architecture I’m responsible for this post really does make me laff (inside I’m crying)….sob!

I don’t want to play Star Wars with you anymore…

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010

I don't want to play Star Wars with you anymore... Apparently Scott Kurtz (author of PVP Online) didn’t think this was much of a strip and kind of just tossed it out there. It’s one of the mysteries of ‘what makes funny’ – I nearly laughed my morning latte down my nose.

Think it’s as much to do with the attachment I have to the characters in this strip I’ve followed for a long time now, Skull’s naivety, Cole’s cynicism and world-weary realism and of course…well it’s a gag on Star Wars. Why wouldn’t you love it?

It’s almost Zen-like in it’s rightness !

Saturday, June 12th, 2010

Nobody should start to undertake a large project. You start with a small trivial project, and you should never expect it to get large. If you do, you’ll just overdesign and generally think it is more important than it likely is at that stage. Or worse, you might be scared away by the sheer size of the work you envision. So start small, and think about the details. Don’t think about some big picture and fancy design. If it doesn’t solve some fairly immediate need, it’s almost certainly over-designed. And don’t expect people to jump in and help you. That’s not how these things work. You need to get something half-way useful first, and then others will say “hey, that almost works for me”, and they’ll get involved in the project.

[Linus Torvalds]

Contrast this with the monumental effort needed to initiate, elaborate and get momentum behind big programmes…and we continually, year after year are surprised that flagship scaled projects have difficulty delivering. The eternal and utterly human triumph of optimism over experience.

Make the right, informed, smart and pragmatic changes to key functional components within your architecture. Publish the API’s to your solution, be utterly transparent to those that would leverage your product and be generous with your time and FR’s…’Field of Dreams’ stuff folks! If you build it – they will come.

Here endeth the lesson…off to watch footie and drink beer. Apparently someone’s scored and the ITV ad break made everyone in UK miss it.

RoFLMAO

Pay your goddamn license fees, get the Beeb funded properly and stop bitching people.

Star Trek: The prequel

Sunday, November 23rd, 2008

Sweet mother of god in heaven this looks good !

Say you’d die for me…!!!

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Dilb’s new supervisor – love the ‘udder trousers’

Who’s the Daaaaahhdddeee ?

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

Rams in the north of england fitted with harnesses and dyed packs to indicate which of the ewes in their flock have been serviced have been getting ‘bored’ and turning on one another in what can only be described as an ovine gay frenzy !

Gives an entirely new meaning to ‘getting fleeced’

A new meaning to “Breakfast News”

Friday, September 12th, 2008

I must have one !??

net-talking toaster

hang on…I’m an architect !

Friday, March 7th, 2008

CodeMonkey

RIAA – DRM, file-sharing and spanking the consumer

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

XPost from here

I’ve long been a DRM hater – I don’t own an iPod because I want to listen to my music in the format I choose, not what apple wants me to. The media furore over this American woman’s pitiful defense about the use of Kazaa is becoming a feeding-frenzy and I don’t imagine it’ll be too long before we see her doing heavy rotation on the daytime chat shows. However out of all this hoohaa, and alongside the Radiohead album release for free, a simple message from a chap trying to make the music industry realise it’s being overtaken and will rapidly become redundant. I like this message and for one will be looking for his books.

Chapter 1
Chapter 2

Holy XBox Inflation

Friday, December 2nd, 2005
Just scooting about the BBC site and found a link in the article to eBay. Wandered over there and found to my amazement that some mook had just paid £1550.01 for a brand new xBox (the one with the headset and hard drive etc)…I make that a 553.6% markup. Holy crap some people just have NO sense whatsoever !?
 
M$ have (as has been widely reported elsewhere) rushed this product through QC and are miles behind on market supply, just in order to beat their competitors to market & for the Xmas market…Just makes me think…I’ve got the ‘old’ XBox sitting under my telly and the last time we had it on was about a month ago ! Wonder what they are changing hands for on eBay [googles...] Yup £66 ?!?!
 
I can’t help feeling we are getting a sh#tty deal here and that M$ are just slipping in a poorly specified PC in sexy clothes under your telly with a flaky and untested OS…I personally would MUCH rather have a quiet, powerful ‘proper’ PC under my telly on which I can store my photos, music, videos, download and watch telly through a TV decoder card, surf the interweb, read my email…oh and in addition play PC games on as well ?!?!
 
Now before someone mentions the price (£1000-ish) I know it’s expensive but, I have all my games I want to play on it already, don’t need to buy any new XBox platform-specific ones. I can timeshift Freeview telly with a little work on it (Murdoch stick yer Sky+ up yer erse !), and all the stuff I mentioned above…whay haven’t M$ been upfront and just said that this is waht they want your XBox to truly become..and if they have and I missed the presentation…where’s the upgrades ? Oh sorry…i’ll be shipping with the XBox 360 SP1 ?!?!? RoMFALMAO…Xbox 360…no thanks !