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Dilb’s new supervisor - love the ‘udder trousers’

Rams in the north of england fitted with harnesses and dyed packs to indicate which of the ewes in their flock have been serviced have been getting ‘bored’ and turning on one another in what can only be described as an ovine gay frenzy !

Gives an entirely new meaning to ‘getting fleeced’

“If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; . . . If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same . . . Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it.”

Or….alternatively you could just grab a buddy and amid the hand-wringing, woe is us media frenzy infront of Lehman Brothers snog the crap out of your buddy on live US TV….good job guys. Made me laugh in the midst of a tough day.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/09/16/cnn_broadcast/

When Tammy Jean (40) married Michael in Texas in 2002 little did she know that Michael (56) had a secret.

Michael was an alcoholic.

Not an ordinary alcoholic but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor….well, rectally.

The Texan machine shop operator couldn’t ingest alcohol by mouth (apparently due to painful medical problems with his throat) so instead elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema.

Essentially the resultant effect was the same, however when the rest of us have had enough we simply stop drinking (or pass out), however when Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out), the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed.

Rather than dissuade Michael from ‘drinking’, Tammy assisted him in his pursuits… by supplying (in May 2004) not one but two 1.5 litre bottles of Sherry.

Michael was in for one hell of a party! More than 100 fluid ounces of sweet, sweet sherry….right up your old address!

Tammy performed her marital duties admirably, and ‘administered’ to her husbands every need. Unfortunately, when she awoke the next morning Michael was dead in the bed beside her.

A subsequent autopsy found that Michaels blood alcohol level was (wait for it..!!) 0.47% … 6 times the legal intoxication limit in Texas.

This just in….Vista dialog causes widespread cerebral meltdown

Go figure :0)

As if further proof were needed…in the annals of history how many men and women have presented themselves half-cut to ‘get ink’ ? And how many go wrong wrong wrong !!!

This is a shame but one can’t help a degree of schadenfreude ! You really ought not to laugh…much ;0)

Not sure if someone off camera’s just told him a good joke, if he sneezed or he did indeed chuck his cookies…damn funny thing to do with your helmet on though. Like sneezing in a spacesuit ?!

clipped from biboz.net

One of my guilty pleasures has been a love of sci-fi for more years than I care to remember ( I still recall the painful tug when I finally binned my almost 1k collection of 2000AD’s !)

One story line that ran was a great little series called Zenith, detailing the trials and tribulations of the son of a pair of 60’s super-heroes who rebelled from their creators. This was a brilliant storyline mimicking and adding to the US comicbook XMen series in a curiously British style. Still it was always comic-book stuff…stories for kids or adults with maturity problem (a la comic book guy in the Simpsons !)

What’s changed then to let this genre become mainstream and produce
something of the quality and depth of Heroes. A friend in London has a buddy in the states who’s encoded the entire first series and been dropping them on his server for viewing - I got them off his Vaio after a recent visit and have been devouring them ever since.

The UK now has them on BBC2 each week and the 6mths worth of episodes I’ve had the pleasure of viewing will take too long on terrestrial to come in I think. If you haven’t tried it yet give one of the programmes a watch, see what you think….I love it.