Firstly this nifty bit of photoshopping celebrating the coupling of Lloyds TSB + Halifax And this little beauty on the might of the US dollar

“If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you; If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; . . . If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same . [...]